Finding Writer To Write A Would You Rather Easter Edition Book

I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write 8000 words .
The "Would you rather question" need to be original and funny for kids
Applicant need to send me at least 2 example of the question to better evaluate your writing skills, if you can't, just don't waste my time. I had attached an example of the formatting i need and would you rather question on my past example.
$100 for the whole project
Full payment upon completion
7 days upon project acceptance
Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content
Applicant must familiar with amazon kindle book formatting and the content must be pagarism free.
Once i found out the content had copyright issue, i will terminate the whole contract